Trump Card

It's been a while. I don't know why I haven't blogged. I think because my blogs are under two accounts, and I get busy living. Yes, I have 5. I know, I'm not that important. Oh well.

Today is the 24th of Feb 2016- and I cannot believe that Donald Trump is headed toward a real candidacy. Moses wept. I lost a lot of respect for Trump when he let that rather vicious woman, the late Joan Rivers, win at The Celebrity Apprentice. (Joan Rivers was a mean comic- she went after people with a real nastiness that wasn't funny to me.) After watching her on that show, there were two things I knew: the show was fixed, and Joan Rivers was a hateful and vindictive woman who obviously thought no one could beat her kid.  She called Annie Duke "trash" (check out Annie's academic accomplishments on Wikipedia). Joan called poker players "trash" in a shameful tirade just because she (Joan) was losing.  I had always thought Trump was kind of fair- he did slip up with that British idiot, Piers Morgan, who should never have been allowed into America since he can't adjust.  So, I'd really had it with Trump.

But the thing about Trump that tempers my dark heart is that his KIDS are so nice. His ex-wives like him. His current wife likes him. His children are successful and seem to adore him.

The thing that darkens my heart right back up is that Trump seems to be poorly educated- and by that, I mean that he doesn't even check SNOPES- let that sink in- he doesn't EVEN CHECK SNOPES. Now, I know Snopes is liberal, and they will twist facts a tad or at least color them. When they say something is "MIXED"- get out your inspector badge. Trump believes internet MEMES- just like your relatives that bring jello to Thanksgiving. He believes every damn thing he reads on the internet.

Of course, the smartest candidate is Ted Cruz- by FAR. He has moral, convictions, principles, and a HUGE BRAIN full of things that aren't internet memes. He doesn't need to go to Snopes because he KNOWS what he knows. He's argued and won before the Supreme Court. So he does know the Constitutional law part. But because he isn't all about selling baby parts, and wants to put us back in the middle part of common sense- we won't vote for him. We'll vote for Trump. 

Why is that? Is Rubio really strong enough? I cannot figure out this race.

Hillary- well for goodness sakes- Hillary is a mess. Young women must not have a clue as to what she is. She is the girl who hates other girls- especially if her boyfriend looks at you sideways. All of a sudden her jealous bitch side comes out and smears you (and everyone you are friends with) as bimbos or whores. My husband once said "never marry a girl who has no girlfriends". I'll add "don't vote for them either". And that, my delicate readers, is exactly who Hillary is. She's an asshole. Yep. We usually reserve that for guys who are jerks, but she is exactly that. An asshole. She will say ANYTHING to get a vote. She has no principles, no common sense, and she is a liar. Sorry-, if your head is about to explode over that then I suggest you not come read this site. What an awful person. What a terrible woman. She enabled a predator- and we all got dragged through the mess that caused. People are dead because of her- and god only knows if her stupid emails allowed some of that to happen. She is, quite simply, too stupid to be president- she doesn't even know what a server is.  She acts crazy, too- and you know it. You saw it on her face when she was using those creepy doll's eyes when she was turning her head in her victory speech. It isn't because she is female- I'd love a woman to get to be president. But this isn't a "fairness lottery".

Bernie? Okay- I voted for Bill Clinton the first time he ran. I'm not against Democrats- they just keep screwing up stuff. But Bernie Sanders wrote about women's rape fantasies (he's sure they need to have them) and no one seems to care. He has no money, after decades of Congress, and no one cares. His young-uns are following him because they are the most spoiled generation ever. They think everyone stepped into their monied and successful lives straight out of college. And thanks to their idiot parents who gave them cell phones and expensive clothes, they think they are smart. But the mere fact that they have so much student debt tells you that they are stupid. It is possible to go to college without a loan- the government just wants you to take that money so Uncle Sam can make money. Bernie Sanders is probably stuffing his saggy balls into his pampers** because he is 74 years old. He is almost dead. Seriously. Almost off the actuarial charts. And young people love it. Maybe they all want a grandpa to give them stuff. On the taxpayers dime.

So, Democrats- why are you fucking*** with this country by not having a viable candidate who is worth ANYTHING??? You can't drag Gore back up because of that attempted rape he did to his massage therapist-- even Tipper decided to leave him. You can't use Bloomberg- that old goat won't let you have a Coke for crissakes.  WHERE IS YOUR CANDIDATE???

So here we are. We've learned that LEGAL Hispanics (Hispanics are people of southern European descent who have decided a little melanin makes them "special needs") want Trump. Because he wants to get rid of the people who give their heritage a bad name.  We've learned that disadvantaged people like Trump because he EMPLOYS people- so he must know something.  And I know some very successful wealthy people who love Trump though he promises to raise their taxes. Cruz has a graduated flat tax- I guess Trump knows that tax lawyers, CPA's and others in the tax industry won't let a simple tax pass no matter how beneficial it would be.

I'm hoping for a brokered convention. Garfield won on the 36th ballot at a convention he wasn't even nominated for. So anything can happen. And you know what? It is pretty exciting no matter WHAT happens. We survived a mélange of crappy presidents. That is the beauty of this country.  This might be another one.

** I apologize for referencing Sanders's balls- I'm just making an assumption. He walks like he has a prostate the size of a melon though. That isn't much of an assumption.
*** I usually give up cursing for Lent but maybe writing it isn't really cursing?