The OBAMA survival plan

Okay, we didn’t vote for him, but enough people did- and so the Democrats are after us. By us, I mean the people with common sense who don’t want their country turned into a socialist or Marxist society.

But we are stuck. For four years. And this is how this will play out-

There is NO money left. Obama has made a million promises he cannot possibly keep. There is NO money. Thanks to Carter, Clinton, Pelosi, Frank and Cisneros, the credit market is collapsing. No one will lend us money. THEY made the problem, now they get the reap the rewards. They can try to put small business owners out of business, and they can try to raise taxes on the people who are successful- but they won’t be able to do it all. Because it will be even worse if people leave the country, drop their businesses or simply change how they practice.

There is NO WAY that Obama can be a good president because he has no sense of self. He has to ask EVERYONE for advice. Lately, he’s been begging Bill Clinton to give him advice. Too bad Obama doesn’t realize that the Clinton economy was a sham based on the revenues from capital gains from the sales of dotcom companies that went bust at the end of the Clinton years. Evidently, Obama hasn’t looked at the history of the Dow.

What will happen? Inflation. Interest rates will FINALLY climb out of the cellar. A boon for a lot of savers. A bust for the poorer folks who were given some of those “special” mortgages. Sorry to say, I’d invest in apartments if I were you. Congress won’t DARE step back into promoting bad mortgages. As bad as they are, they can’t do it. It would be national suicide. So Obama cannot be the Messiah anymore.

Disillusionment will set in. All those weepy “young” voters who thought Obama was the second coming of Christ to save their future will discover they have NO future. And they will be in debt up to their eyeballs. Too bad.

Smart doctors will quit in droves. Or not take any risks. Why should they settle for 1/3 the income that lawyers have? Doctors are smarter than lawyers- and they can go to law school, too, and give those other lawyers a run for their money. No more great doctors will be left, just foreign doctors brought in- there is no POINT in doing all that for no pay when the lawyers who sue you make much more than you. So health care with any degree of excellence will be ruined. No matter what that idiot Michael Moore said about Cuba.

Then the midterm elections will swing Republican, and in 4 years, Obama will be thrown out. If not sooner by some ridiculous malfeasance – not committed deliberately, but because he has no idea what he is doing. He is only good at taking money. And if you get caught with Rezko in the white house, well, that’s probably impeachable.

If not, I advise you to take all your money-and SPEND IT! Have fun. Every time they pass another entitlement that you could qualify for if you were a little poorer- then GET POORER. That is what is rewarding! And screw all those Obama voters- they’ll be paying for YOU now! They thought they were sticking it to you working people- they were going to get something for nothing. Well, now you can do that too!
Buy a few houses (they are a lot cheaper now) and give them to your kids. Set up a trust to pay the taxes. And go take a couple of world cruises. Cash in your retirement and buy a little casita in Mexico. Initiative and motivation don’t matter anymore. Being POOR and unmotivated matters. The poorer the better. Oh not so poor that you are homeless. Just poor enough to have no savings that matter. Be sure you qualify. Make those little Obama voters work their butts off to pay for you. It’s too late to do anything about those years you spent educating yourself, because being stupid would have been an asset. You’d be better at spending your money without your conscience hurting you. Sorry- just take some advil.

The saddest part is, not every young person voted for this socialist. Some voted for McCain- and to those few , hardy souls, I say thank you. I am sorry you are stuck with the damage this guy will do to you. But don’t get mad, get even. Take your money offshore. Invest in places that want you there. You can research it and find out. And don’t lose hope. Jimmy Carter was the worst president ever and we survived him. We’ll get through this too.

J www.pokergirl.net