Four Days and Miscellaneous Thoughts

Thoughts on:

ELIZABETH EDWARDS
Well, Elizabeth, I FINALLY have a little respect for you. I never respected you as an attorney, or as the wife of an attorney who did so much damage to the profession of obstetrical physician. I saw you as a money grubbing liar in partnership with one of the hugest hypocrites on earth- a man who had the largest house in the county with the largest electric bill, while preaching about the poor. But that's all water under the adultery bridge now. He tried to picture himself as the perfect husband- but you, Elizabeth, well, you KNEW he was cheating. And you stupidly believed him when he said he'd quit. And then, the fertility gods decided to settle it for you. You could have pulled a Hillary, and you tried for a while. You really did. I mean, you didn't walk up and SHOOT his ass. Or run over him with a car. And I know you WANTED to. Honey- the first time he cheated, he humiliated you because he made you look stupid. But the next time, he humiliated HIMSELF. And your only redemption, cancer and small kids aside, was for YOU to leave. According to recent reports, you have removed your ring. And you are out the door. The last face you should have to see when you are dying is that of the person who cared so little for you that he could procreate and liaison with a cheap blonde. But place the blame where the blame belongs- straight on the head of your characterless, shallow, disgustingly vain husband. Here's to you, Elizabeth. Here's to you for NOT being a doormat like Hillary. Finally you realize that YOU are important- not the money, not the fame, but YOU. Go have a chat with Hillary.

SARAH PALIN
What can I say about a women who has faced this campaign with SUCH just outright courage? If the media continually attacked me, they might get me to show my ugly side. But Sarah Palin has shrugged off their crap. They have dug through her trash, gone after her kids, gone after her parenting (unlike they do to Biden who left sick, motherless kids to be a senator years ago or Edwards who WANTED to leave motherless kids to be president), gone after her clothes, her hair, her makeup, her glasses, her shoes, her husband, her hometown, her state, her ability- and through ALL THAT, she still smiles and goes into the lion's den of SNL. Sarah- we all know you are a woman so capable and good at governing that you have made the Obama team put duct tape over Biden's mouth. Because Biden even makes you look better. It is sad that you have liberal women who hate you, but they know nothing about you. I think it's great that you were so pretty in person that Alec Baldwin didn't scream at you to get your piggy little self out of politics. You are treated very poorly by the media.You are treated very poorly by old hags like Ellen Goodman and Joy Behar. And you have one thing they don't- you have the internal knowledge that you have been a GOVERNOR of the largest state in America. And you have done it well. I have no doubt you could be president one day. Obama hasn't even run a brownie troop! How can it compare?

BARACK OBAMA
I am going to vote for McCain though I prefer to vote for Romney. I've voted for years and years. I have never NOT voted. Never missed an election. Not once. I voted when I was 18. This is what I believe from reading Obama's books. He is a socialist who wants to punish succesful people, ruin the business climate with usurious taxation, weaken foreign relations by lessening our stature by bargaining with terrorists, and has listened to the voices of people who hate America. Period. But not the end. He is a Marxist because he has worshipped at the teat of domestic terrorist philosphy. He was not raised in America. He was NOT poor. His mother must have HATED her parents to be running around sleeping with black men at a time when white girls did NOT do that unless they hated their parents. Really hated them. Because if girls just disliked their parents, they at least slept with white boys. He has an agenda. And he hasn't shared that part with the rest of us. He has NO experience. Other than a few hundred days of voting present, and he voted for tax increases that he now says he will lower. Obama is FOR huge government- and wants the more succesful people to pay for it. But that won't be enough. He will have to tax everyone. He is a thief. He wants to steal from us. There is nothing I have learned about him that would ever convince me to vote for him. Oh- and he is biracial, not black.

JOE BIDEN
Crazy Joe Biden is under wraps. He is probably in a basement duct taped to a heater being force fed aracept. This may be the worst choice ever made for VP. He cannot run for office in 4 or 8 years if Obama should win. He cannot follow in Obama's footsteps. He cannot remember his own platform. He is far older than McCain mentally. He is also left two ill children whose mother had just died to fulfill his OWN agenda. All the rest of that story to date is political spin- the fact is that he WENT. NO ONE criticized that. But he's been big on criticizing Palin for having three well cared for kids at home. But aside from that- he's just plain scary. Start listening to him- he is not all there.

HILLARY CLINTON
She's campaigning all right. From her living room. Hilarious. Those half hearted efforts she is making are actually entertaining. She has no INTENTION of voting for Obama. I'd LOVE to see her ballot. She wants to run again in 2012. And if Obama wins, she will be too old in 8 years to get it done. Her only HOPE is if Obama loses. But Hillary- if you want my respect, you have to dump that sorry ass hubby. His bad heart may have slowed his head and his, well, you know, but you can't take the dog out of the hunt. He is an embarrassment and when you stayed with him, you embarrassed women everywhere. Dump the guy, apologize for the mess you made of our health care system, admit that your husband screwed the economy for the next 30 years, and I will respect you. You can throw in an apology to Kathleen Wiley. She's still pissed.

JOHN MCCAIN
McCain is a good example of why we have to stop teaching white children to be so damn nice. He won't brag, he won't say much about the incredibly distinguished family he is from, or his kids in Iraq, or his family's beneficence in charitable donations and support- not to mention adopting a child who needed surgery and a home, and his total grasp of how our government works. NO ONE would challenge McCain- no terrorist would believe McCain would stand down. In our world, it ISN'T kindergarten class. REAL people hate the USA (because they have nothing else to do), and there are REAL people who will try to kill you. In their kindergarten classes, they teach their children to hate and kill. In our kindergarten classes, we teach that everyone is the same and we must love everyone. That's CUTE and all of that, but it isn't the way the world has ever worked. We don't need a talker. We need someone with an IMAGE that is firm and unyielding to terrorists. How can anyone compare the inept experience Obama has shown in his congressional voting and associations to the life of John McCain?? I have NO IDEA.

THE MEDIA
NO ONE deserves to go out of business more than the typical American newspaper. They have lied, manipulated, written negatively spun headlines, and promoted a candidate for no other reason than the poison of liberalism. I want to cancel my subscription to my paper, but my husband likes the sports section. It is awful to me. I don't want to give the paper a DIME. I want them to go under. They aren't journalists- they are propogandists. USE the internet to get your news and use many sources- try http://www.breitbart.com/- and print out your coupons from websites. Put the ridiculous newspapers out of business- they lost their rights when they moved the editorial page onto the front page.

THE CONGRESS
I always giggle at the stupid, made -up word "assclown". But every time I watch the unholy trinity of Pelosi, Reid and Frank, I think "assclowns". But there is an army of assclowns in waiting standing behind them. I would force them to say "taxpayer money" instead of "federal funds". They have overreached the role of Congress in so many ways that it is impossible to delineate all of them. They have kept the president from having a line item veto to stop pork. That is the most INSANE thing that has ever happened. EVER. They reach into our pockets to steal cash to spend in their HOME states- which should be illegal since we are a union of states- not ONE state. They do it to get reelected and keep their cushy jobs and cushy retirement. They don't care a thing for YOU if you aren't in their district. Because you can't re-elect them. NONE OF THEM. ONLY McCain and McCain alone has resisted the lure of the wholesale theft of taxpayer money. Obama believes in that theft. If elected, Obama will steal more. He learned how to do that in Congress. Drain the swamp.